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*If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?
*If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
*If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
*Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
*Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
*Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
*If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
*Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
*Where does the white go when the snow melts?
*Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
*Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
*If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
*If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
*If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
*Do cows drink milk?
*If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st â€"January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
*Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
*If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
*What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
*Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
*Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
*Do stairs go up or down?
*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
*Can you get cornered in a round room?
*Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
*What colour is a mirror?
*If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?
*If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?